greg club sandwich

The Guns of August.

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

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I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

always reblog 
imthemaryyouretherhoda:

#GetCovered

imthemaryyouretherhoda:

#GetCovered

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

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"A hotdog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz."

Humphrey Bogart

"A hotdog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz."

Humphrey Bogart

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dirtyculture:

New York Metropolitan Police Issued Brass Knuckles

dirtyculture:

New York Metropolitan Police Issued Brass Knuckles

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georgetakei:

Some #Motivation in the form of cute animal gifs. These also made me smile

georgetakei:

Some #Motivation in the form of cute animal gifs. These also made me smile

Working hard from day to day now, I get a check that barely lasts
I’m just another no choice member in Uncle Sam’s desperation class
Finding it hard to face my wife, new kid born out of shotgun life
Twenty years old and I love them both, see no sunshine in our skies

Silently we pray for turbulence to break
How much more financial stress can we all take?

Getting closer to our limit
We chase the penthouse from the basement
Our current rat race, we run to stand still
This is our fading American Dream

Bad news coming in, these higher rent rates gouge us thin
The sands of time are running down as we slip further behind

Bleeding my family, they’re stretched too
Eviction notes, what can I do?
Twenty years old, feel my life’s on hold
Yell at a school-taught God, oh why?

Silently we pray for turbulence to break
How much more financial stress can we all take?

Getting closer to our limit
We chase the penthouse from the basement
Our current rat race, we run to stand still
This is our fading American Dream

Have we ever been above water?
Do we ever see ourselves coming out of it alive?

Getting closer to our limit
We chase the penthouse from the basement
Our current rat race, we run to stand still
This is our fading American Dream

I got no time no to go and cry now
Leave for a second job, don’t want to go poor
I’m just searching for my dignity
This is our fading American Dream
This is our fading American Dream
This is our fading American Dream

“The American economy no longer exists to support a thriving middle class, or to help the weakest among us attain a livable wage for an honest day’s work. It is solely in existence to add to the pile of wealth for the unchecked at the top.”